1. Choose a band and answer in only titles of their songs: Nirvana
2. Say Hello: Come As You Are
3. Are you male or female: About a Girl
4. Describe yourself: Dumb
5. How do some people feel about you: Smells like Teen Spirit
6. How do you feel about youself: All Apologies
7. What is your nickname: Mrs. Butterworth
8. What is your favorite food/drink: Pennyroyal Tea
9. Describe where you want to be: Heart-Shaped Box
10. Describe how you live: Where did you sleep last night? (XD)
11. Describe how you love: In Bloom
12. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Something in The Way
13. What is your current mood: Son of a Gun
14. Share a few words of wisdom: Jesus Don't Want me For a Sunbeam
15. Now say goodbye: Turnaround
Wow that kind of sucked. It was hard to do it with Nirvana. :-p. Now YOU take the band challenge!
More listies. Cause real updates are for losers:
~ThE~BeSt~WaYs~To~a~GiRlS~hEaRt~
Body: This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance.
1.
Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house. They run around in their underware just like we do.
2.
DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell girls just about everything, and you'll be caught, and in the mud.
3.
Beware of ALL guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.
4.
Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5.
Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6.
If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7.
Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8.
Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
9.
Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..
10.
Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
11.
Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
12.
Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
13.
If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.
14.
If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
15.
Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
16.
Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
17.
You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
18.
Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
19.
Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
20.
If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
21.
If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better introduce her as your girlfriend.
22.
Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
23.
If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
24.
Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
25.
Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
26.
Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
27.
Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
28.
If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
29.
After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
Yea, changed my layout. The gimongous FUCK got really old. So now you're being attacked by Net Whores. Pwn3d
Sincerely,
The Chibi Otoko Onna
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